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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. No one has ever looked better than James Marsters with peroxide blonde hair. no one. Don’t even try to think of someone else because it’s a lost cause.
2. His accent in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, yeah we know the British accent was fake, but did that stop you from jizzing your pants when you heard him speak? Fuck no.
3. That lanky but incredibly muscular physique. Did you know he was that fucking ripped under his clothes? Of course you didn’t, but now that you do you can’t stop thinking about those washboard abs.
4. One word….cheekbones. So sharp they could cut a goddamn diamond. You’d want to get in those tight leather pants so fast, it wouldn’t matter if they cut you up. Hell you’d enjoy it.
5. His personality, wavering between supreme badass and passionate lover there is no possible way you could resist that little smirk he does. You’d be undressing yourself before you knew what was happening.

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I was in love with this man before I knew what men were. Spike FTW!